Monday, August 29, 2011

WORDS CAN PAINT ACCURATE PICTURES

A good friend from way up north emailed this gem to me recently, and I want to share it with you in hope of adding a little humor to these dark times.

“The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a herd of cows, a flock of chickens, a school of fish and gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a pride of lions, a murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a parliament of owls.

Now, consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress! I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!”

Words hit the nail on the head, don’t they?

COMMANDER GRANGER

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